There's drama in the chart room
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
And Gandhi's just embarrassed
And Judas even worse
You're not even Bear Bait
You're a non-profit psycho jab
The patsy at least has uses
Long ago
There's drama in the chart room
"Yes nurse, that's where it hurts"
Martin Luther and indulgences
Your lipstick candy crush
You're not even Bear Bait
You're a non-profit Jesus Jab
Please deny my Peter
(Your mom was right again)
There's drama in the chart room
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
There's drama in the chart room
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Even Jesus thinks you're a jerk!