Dweeb Video (MV)

Ankle socks, headband on
Calculator watch, wicked pair of And1's
Packed lunch, hit the beach with metal sprocket detector
Assortment of fine pens in my pocket protector
Coke bottle glasses, cowlic and a bad knee
Pocket full of tots and a face full of acne
On the swim team they call me the long stroke, um
I only smell like cigarettes cause my mom smokes em
Belly lint and cat hair sticking to clothes
I'm off to hit the comic book shop picking my nose
Passing by a couple honeys, I'm too slick for these hoes
Lead into alchemic gold, let in like 50 gounods
Amateur naturalist, bees buzzing and bragging
About my diamond encrusted set of dungeons and dragons
My fruit smoothie brings all the whores to the yard
My favorite pens a Montblanc that cost more than your car

Yeah I'm a f*ckin dweeb
I'm funna toss a grenade, then I'm funna tuck and leave
I'm wearing fanny packs and glasses, all function with rugged seams
Chewing and sucking seeds, because I'm a f*ckin dweeb

I wear plaid and stripes and socks and sandals
Only watch soap operas and history channel
Do my homework six or seven times for fun
Eat the mouse my cat gave me for dinner, now I'm Thinking outside the bun
Stare unblinking into the sun, lock myself in handcuffs
Go bankrupt, shirt and pants covered in dandruff
Behind the bar pissing on a lamppost
Simultaneously embodying everything everyone hates most
Pick at my face and bring about scars
I don't know a god damn motherf*cking thing about cars
Shit my pants and take em off and fling at pop stars
Get drunk at karaoke bars and sing about girls
Sting like a butterfly but eyes of tigers
Fries and burgers, flies and drives a hybrid
But don't come try to fight me I know how to duck and weave
And f*ckin bleed, I ain't a tough dude I'm a f*ckin dweeb

Yeah I'm a f*ckin dweeb
I'm funna toss a grenade, then I'm funna tuck and leave
I'm wearing fanny packs and glasses, all function with rugged seams
Chewing and sucking seeds, because I'm a f*ckin dweeb