Super secret underground lair
Who knows what we'll find down there
In the super secret underground lair
We somehow managed to open
Old married couple just blew a tire in a borrowed car that doesn't have a spare
Standing in the Arizona desert, they start wandering the nowhere
They haven't seen a person for miles, sweating through their sticky attire
And after they walked a long while their situation grew dire
It was then the woman saw a shiny doorknob sticking up out of the ground
She twisted unveiling secret passage and the couple they made their way down into a
Super secret underground lair
Who knows what we'll find down there
In the super secret underground lair
We somehow managed to open
Yeah a super secret underground lair
Who knows what we'll find down there
In the super secret underground lair
We somehow managed to open
Through a hole that opened up in the sand
A gust of air blasted up from the land
The old lovers walked down hand in hand
They made their way down some creaky stairs and they found
Themselves stuck in a maze
Wandering random passageways
Unsure whether or not they should feel excited or scared
Cause it was then the woman saw a burst of light, like a ghost blizzard of hot snow
Now they've seen it all, and it's time to go
Time to go, we're going
But we don't know which way we're going
Time to go, we're going
But we don't know which way we're going
Super secret underground lair
Who knows what we'll find down there
In the super secret underground lair
We somehow managed to open
Yeah a super secret underground lair
Who knows what we'll find down there
In the super secret underground lair
We somehow managed to open
And the woman woke up in the passenger seat she closed her eyes crooned and looked out
She said "Darling, how long have I been asleep?"
He said "What were you dreaming about?"