The Cyberobots - Goddamn Leprechaun (Live Unplugged Version) Lyrics

There's a damn leprechaun playing tricks on me
Hiding my Guinness, where can it be?
I've searched the pub, the barn, and shed
But that sneaky leprechaun is one step ahead

I found a pint under the old oak tree
But he swapped it out with his sly decree

Oh, leprechaun, where's my beer?
You've hidden it well, but I persevere
I'll catch you, no matter the cost
Even if I set fire to half of Ireland, you're lost

He left me clues, a trail to chase
Through the fields and every place
I checked the well, the old stone wall
That crafty leprechaun has hidden them all

I saw him laugh from the rainbow's end
A pint in hand, my patience to rend

Oh, leprechaun, where's my beer?
You've hidden it well, but I persevere
I'll catch you, no matter the cost
Even if I set fire to half of Ireland, you're lost

Saint Patrick's Day is drawing near
Your tricks won't last, do you hear?
I'll hijack your gold, trade it fair
For my Guinness pints, everywhere

Oh, leprechaun, where's my beer?
You've hidden it well, but I persevere
I'll catch you, no matter the cost
Even if I set fire to half of Ireland, you're lost

So hear me now, you tricky sprite
I'll find my Guinness, by day or night
Your gold at the rainbow's end, I'll commandeer
To trade for my pints, that you hid so dear