Curt Quinn - Maurie Show Lyrics

I think it was a Tuesday
She up in the front watching t.v
I'm almost late for work bae
She hurried on the phone don't bother me
No time to ask her whats the matter
I'm in the kitchen in a frantic scatter
I'm trying to fix these pancakes with no batter
But let me continue on
I made it on time man
I don't need no more reprimands
At work they say my girls a freak
They hating and i don't give a damn
They mad cause she so fine
And that girl is all mine
I've gotta hurry home and I'm waisting time
Gotta go pick up our daughter
I got home and my baby said
Why can't we go to the Maury show
I looked at her sideways
Baby please what the hell for
She said baby baby don't be tense
But i've really gotta make amends
I've been holding back one secret and I can't keep it
And now I'm sitting in this green room
Wondering what she's about to tell me
I hope it ain't about our child lord
Or any past infidelity
Now the producer's coming getting me
It's almost time I need to be ready
And I just pray that she don't embarrass me on national t.v
I walk on to the stage now
Immediately the audience starts to boo
Like Maury what i do to deserve all this pain
It's not for me but it's for my boo
Now she says she's been cheating
And I ask her where and when
With my co-worker and my best friend
Ben from accounting ohhh when baby said
Why cant we go to the Maury show
Im looking at her side ways
Baby please what the hell for
She said baby baby don't be mad
But you might not be my daughters dad
I was creeping around the same time we got pregnant
Ohh when my baby said
Why cant we go to the Maury Show
You been cheating baby
Baby please what the hell for
He said all the results are in
And there 99.9% and I'm thinking at the same time
Am I gone keep it