Cursed Mantis - Monday Morning Lyrics

After this fateful day
Nothing would ever be the same way

On his way to buy some breakfast
The weather was hot
But he was cool cause
He was a mantis man who used his wings as a fan

Claws held in prayer
But sharp as a slayer
An expert at cutting cheese
He'd mastered the perfect slice

This day would be the turning point
Little did he know that from now on
His life would change forever
He had heard the prophecy
But never thought he'd live to see this day
After this fateful, fateful, fateful day
Nothing would ever be the same way