How do you do
Well, I'd sure be fine
If it weren't for these underwear of mine
They keep riding right up my butt crack
Tell my undies that I want my nuts back
And if you see some boxer briefs
Or any underwear that's as light as a breeze
They'd sure be better than these
These undies won't stop giving me ball squeeze
Deez Nuts are in a bunch
Eating tighty whiteys for their lunch
Oh Lord would you set me free
My scrotum screams don't ya tread on me
I'm stuck in the department store
Trying to pick my sack up off the floor
But my scrotum stretched some more
Yeah my undies won but who's keepin' score
Deez Nuts are in a bunch
Eating tighty whiteys for their lunch
Oh Lord would you set me free
My scrotum screams don't ya tread on deez
How do you do
Well, I'd sure be fine
If it weren't for these underwear of mine
They keep riding right up my butt crack
Tell my undies that I want my nuts back
And if you see some boxer briefs
Or any underwear that's as light as a breeze
They'd sure be better than these
These undies won't stop giving me ball squeeze
Deez Nuts are in a bunch
Eating tighty whiteys for their lunch
Oh Lord would you set me free
My scrotum screams don't ya tread on me