Kids don't play with guns anymore
They only wanna play baseball
And parents keep statistics and faces on the door
Reminding me not to come around or call
Meet on the grass and bring your father's glove
And kill the time watching sunrise
Talking talking talking, they're all afraid of me
A neighbor who deserves the buzzing of the fruit flies
They're all killing ranks
Higher than the skills of thanks
A game of baseball
Will leave me home tonight
Indiana Jones was not afraid of snakes
He only wanted some attention
From the women that he tried to sleep with earlier
Facial expressions don't get ahead of him
But he tried
Yeah I tried
I bought a nice car
Convertible to your ass
I tried telling you that I was a child
Approaching your position on the playground grass
I'm a creep without a credit card
The sidewalk pigeon's thunderstruck
They always told me life was hard
But I couldn't give a flying f*ck
Cold, no video, the weekend's lonelier
When you open up a box of sunrise
Tonight you're gonna go to bed without a prayer
Forgetting the fact that I'm in town tonight
Is a child molester the same thing as a crook
If that's a case, I'm sorry
Just don't kill me