C-to-the-V - Sense of Humor (Radio Edit) Lyrics

You know you need a sense of humor
Cuz life is funny you gotta keep it light
Yes sir

You gotta have a sense of humor
Because LIFE is funny
You gotta have a sense of humor
Now go get my money

Yo let me tell you about today-
Crowds of folks came my way
Lookin' for me - some dude in a suit
Said "C-to-the-V where's my loot?"
Show me the loot
Show me the loot
Damn I better scoot

The baker said "You owe me bread!"
"What bread? Brother That's all in your head"
Then the barber said "You skipped your trim!"
Chill son - "I'll get it next month Slim!"

A lawyer waved some papers high
Said "Give me HALF your pie!"
Damn - "What pie? There's nothing there!"
"See you in court- son you better beware!"

Check it: This Cop said I owe him a dime
Tickets - driving fast all the time
"I had to pay the fine?" the judge said "That'll be fine"

Damn:
You gotta have a sense of humor
Because LIFE is funny
You gotta have a sense of humor
Now go get my money

Karen yelled "You scratched my car!"
"Lady I don't even know who you are!"
Guess it's just the way things are
Some people take it too far
This cat said "I need cash for food?"
I said "cat who are you?"
Lady said "You broke my vase!"
"Lady I've never seen your face!"
I guess its just the human race
Gotta have a sense of humor up in this place

You gotta have a sense of humor
Because LIFE is funny
You gotta have a sense of humor
Now go get my money

(Whistling)