I had just landed
In Puerto Rico
When she called
Out of the blue
Last time I was there she said
Iguanas blanketed the runways
So, I'm wondering
Is that still a problem?
Ooooh
Not to my knowledge
I replied, in fact
This is the first I'm
Hearing of it
If you throw a stone, she said
Into the Mariana Trench
It would take over an hour
To reach the bottom
I said, Oooooh
Last time I was there she said
Iguanas blanketed the runways
So I'm wondering
Is that still a problem?
