Your story is a piece of shit
Ain't got no humor
Ain't got no wit
Your story is a piece of shit
It's killing me to finish it
First mistake, a stupid world
With unicorns and dinosaurs
Weak heroes with superpowers
Dark wizards with magic powders
Your story is a piece of shit
Ain't got no humor
Ain't got no wit
Your story is a piece of shit
It's killing me to finish it
Second flub, bullshit love
The meet-cute is fake as f*ck
She's a damsel, he's all man
The evil villain has a master plan
Your story is a piece of shit
Ain't got no humor
Ain't got no wit
Your story is a piece of shit
It's killing me to finish it
The ending is the worst part
Good luck breaking my heart
A writer returns to their childhood home
Romance rekindles with an old flame
Dark secrets thought buried with the past
Closets stuffed with skeletons
Basements stuffed with bodies
Ancient magic opens a portal
Coming of age during time travel
A self-help cookbook
Recipes for making bombs
The memoir of a user's manual
Words and words and words
Your story is a piece of shit
Ain't got no humor
Ain't got no wit
Your story is a piece of shit
It's killing me to finish it