Welcome to this haunted house
We hope you enjoy your stay
You feel like you're tripping balls
Because you drank lean today
If you hear a certain knock
Upon our enchanted door
Please don't let the monsters in
Or there'll be chaos galore
Get some garlic from the fridge
It's weird that you keep it there
Next you'll need to get a stake
To kill Dracula
Don't let the monsters in
Full of evil, full of sin
Make sure the monsters go
If you don't, the danger will grow
(Happy Hallolean) Don't let the monsters in
(Happy Hallolean) Don't let the monsters in
Ah, I see you've met my friend
His name is the 'Boogey Man'
Don't let him inside your home
It's part of his master plan
Oh, shit, there's the grim reaper
That guy comes up straight from hell
You had better lock your door
And do not answer your doorbell
Don't let the monsters in
Full of evil, full of sin
Make sure the monsters go
If you don't, the danger will grow
(Happy Hallolean) Don't let the monsters in
(Happy Hallolean) Don't let the monsters in
Okay, this is getting bad
Lay down on the bathroom floor
Frankenstein is in the tub
But that you can just ignore
He won't do you any harm
It's alright that he got in
But some of those other monsters
Should make shivers shake your skin
Oh, crud, they all got in
All the monsters, they got in
This is what happens when you drink lean
Your soul has been testified as unclean
You can't outrun all your demons
Face the trial, and godspeed 'cuz
All your life you could never escape
So now the consequences you face
(Happy Hallolean) Now the consequences you face
(Happy Hallolean) Now the consequences you face