The Crease Rule - TIGUAN Lyrics

Ted was teaching gym class Trying to make a difference
Flirting with the lady teachers daily At so clean as crystal
Worked out with a whistle
Making sure his body was a temple
But the city streets are lethal Impatient busy people
Be careful not to focus on your pace

He got hit by a Tiguan
During a marathon
Took a shortcut just to UP his pace
He got hit by a Tiguan
Sent off like a castaway
Spent eight months walking with a cane

Michelle was finally sober
Dry right through october
Bought the newest balance from the running room AirPods for the playlist
High Park for the staircase
Making sure they see it in a timelapse
But the city streets are lethal Impatient busy people
Be careful not to focus on your pace

She got hit by a Tiguan
Popped up on the hood
Kicking and screaming loudly as she could She got hit by a Tiguan
And her smoothie breakfast
Threw up on her Jesus necklace
The red light must have changed a little early

God damn you city runners Autopausing is a blunder
A personal best gives you some bedrest

He got hit by a Tiguan
Like a Castaway
Spent eight months walking with a cane
Cause godforbid he'd make it through that crosswalk He got hit by a Tiguan
In a marathon
He may be late for Game Of Thrones
A personal best awarded him some bed rest