Crazy Uncle Jay - Facebook Friend Lyrics

Got a message
I've been meaning to send
I wanna be your facebook friend

We're just strangers
But I want you to know
I wanna be your facebook jigalow

Don't matter if your a nun or a ho
Or had a good time
With the guy next door

None of that shit matters in the end
I wanna be your facebook friend

I know you haven't heard from
Me in years
Hope you're doing well
Just having a few beers

You're all tucked in
And your man's asleep
I thought I'd just say hi
I wasn't trying to creep, but

If you can keep a secret
And we're real discrete
Maybe we can meet
Cuz I'm just down your street

And if you don't go
My heart won't break no
I'll just go onto tinder
And continue to scroll but

The truth is
I really don't want any of them
I just wanna be your
Facebook friend

I got a message I've been meaning to send
I wanna be your facebook friend

Got a message
I've been meaning to send
I wanna be your facebook friend

We're just strangers
But I want you to know
I wanna be your facebook jigalow

Don't matter if your a nun or a ho
Or had a good time
With the guy next door

None of that shit matters in the end
I wanna be your facebook friend

Thank- you for accepting
And liking my profile
I haven't seen a girl as pretty
As you in a while

I like all the pics that you post
You have the nicest smile
If you do not feel the same way
Then I'd say your in denial, cuz

You sent me an emoji
That had a flame and heart
But it's already broken
And it can't be torn apart

So if you let go
My heart won't break no
I'll just go onto tinder
And continue to scroll, but

The truth is
I really don't want any of them
I just wanna be your
Facebook friend

I got a message I've been meaning to send
I wanna be your
Facebook friend

Got a message
I've been meaning to send
I wanna be your facebook friend

We're just strangers
But I want you to know
I wanna be your facebook jigalow

Don't matter if your a nun or a ho
Or had a good time
With the guy next door

None of that shit matters in the end
I wanna be your facebook friend

I had a real good time
When we hung out the other night
Sorry I got drunk
And then we got into a fight

I didn't realize
He was your long lost cousin Matt
Sent a dozen roses
But it sure don't make it right

If I ever find a way
Out of this prison cell
You'll bring me up to heaven
Then you'll send me back to hell

I got to let you go
Cus my heart is broke so
I'll just go onto tinder
And continue to scroll, but

The truth is
I really don't want any of them
I just wanna be your
Facebook friend

I got a message I've been meaning to send
I wanna be your
Facebook friend

Got a message
I've been meaning to send
I wanna be your facebook friend

We're just strangers
But I want you to know
I wanna be your facebook jigalow

Don't matter if your a nun or a ho
Or had a good time
With the guy next door

None of that shit matters in the end
I wanna be your facebook friend

Got a message
I've been meaning to send
I wanna be your facebook friend

We're just strangers
But I want you to know
I wanna be your facebook jigalow

Don't matter if your a nun or a ho
Or had a good time
With the guy next door

None of that shit matters in the end
I wanna be your facebook friend

Got a message
I've been with meaning to send

I wanna be your
Facebook friend

Got a message
I've been with meaning to send

But you're all gonna leave me
In the end

You can can find me
Over the rainbow

You can find me
When you look out of the window

You can find me
In your pure imagination

You can find me
Follow my path of devastation

You can can find me
Over the rainbow