Lonnie, Lonnie, Johnny, Johnny
Never mind what he did to his cat
Squibbles is mean, Squibbles don't care. Squibbles throws up the balls made of hair
Johnny gonna scratch, Johnny gonna sniff. Then he gonna ask you if you'll take a whiff
Johnny is a tried and true humdinger. Can't recommend that you pull his finger
Lonnie, Lonnie, Johnny, Johnny
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Johnny may not be a shop foreman, but he got a call from Larry Norman
Johnny got caught looking at the girl. You know the one, she looks like Minnie Pearl
Johnny got a friend, his name is Don. He want's to know what to do with John
Everybody sing, come sing along. Everybody sing this song about John
Aw yeah, Grandma knows. She don't care where everybody goes
Lonnie, Lonnie, Johnny, Johnny
Peanut Butter