Cracker Jackers - Praise (2022) Lyrics

Asking in for a blumpkin
Carve out my ass like a pumpkin, he my only kin
Throw his salad like a ball in the bin
My dick hard as tin

He sat wrong, now my dick broke like a shin
We both blue collar, he sucks for two dollar
I'm a big baller, wish I was a bit taller
So my dick would be a bit taller

Balls fall down, I'm a big baller
Yeah, look it up
Yeah, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay
I'm heterotic, brother be calling me psychotic

Suck his dick, I'm aquatic
Got him in a trance going hypnotic
Give him roofies like antibiotics
Racist, Zionist, homophobic

Still let that brother get on my dick
I don't like it when it's a chick
Pack my lip with some Nic
Fast as shit, call me Rick

Henderson ain't no Jimmy
I'm more like Himmy
Block her ass like Timmy
When I see a dick, I say gimme

I'll still suck it if it's skinny
If it's tiny, mini, or really pretty
I'ma run on it like it's a guinea
Yeah, give him a rim drop

Stick it in his mouth like corn on the cob
It ain't a prob
I'd suck his dick for a future named Bob
Make it throb
Lob a glob of lube right on his knob

What do you want, money or power
Nah, I want a big booty bitch in the shower
In the shower like a Jew

You know what I do
I get scared like a cat
Like I don't know where I'm at
This shit real

This is the shit that you can feel
Pull out your cock and peel
Take off my foreskin like a doc
He really like my cock

He put it between his hands like a clock
My dick shoots like it's a Glock
Like it's peeling off the block
When we smash, he got good grip like he has chalk
Afterward, I can't walk

MF Doomy
Motorcycle wheels, boomy
Dick kinda goomy
Busting like ba-da-da-da-boomy
I'd be slick like Eddie Kendricks if he was electric
Call up my uncle Rick
He dyslexic

Said to my dick pic, it's asymmetric
But he ain't photogenic
Called it non-authentic
Said it's pathogenic
Looked like barbaric

But I busted a nut when it was all said and done
Incest, a government lie
It's for crackers who have fun