Okay so I've been feeling pretty down lately
And I've asked friends and family for advice
And collectively decided that well
I want a new car
Like a really nice and fast car
Like a really nice fast car that girls can see
Pull up from far away and they'll say
How did you end up this way?
And I'll say well baby hop on in
And let me explain
And I'll begin to exclaim
How I used to be lame
And then I became a crafty genius at a young age
And how I now can join all the elites with my bitcoin
And we all chill and enjoy being rich
And fancy playboys
But I'd be lying
Oh I'd be lying cause I'm really not a lion
More a sheep who's shoes untie and
Can't afford a buy in
To your scheme that's based on science
But if I had a new car man
At least you'd buy it
Oh yeah you'd buy it
Oh yeah you'd buy it
Every word and every lie and
Run and tell your friends
How you just met your new man
"He's a lion
Also rich and a star and
Girl he has a really nice car"
You'd call me and say baby
"What do you got?"
And I wouldn't pull up like some loser
In a bright blue Fiat
But instead I'd drive real fast
While being obviously late
And I do that super cool thing where
I wink at you over my shades
Why don't
You tell me
I've got food
In my teeth?
Probably cause you're riding in my new car
I can't believe how damn easy
My shitty life could really be
If all I did was save and buy a new car
That's it!
Just buy a new car and
You'll be happy instantly
Immediately