Cosplay Jesus - Dorm Baby Lyrics

I am with child!
Three, two, one!

69th and cummings where I pulled up to her trap house
I said I stay strapped, but she said I better pull-out
Nine months later, I'm living life at my best
Doorbell at four:20 got dorm baby on my step

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Look where all that's got me
I'm out here fighting with my girl for custody
But it's okay if the dorm baby loves me

Dorm baby, I'm up all night
Dorm baby, they can hear you cry

Girls wanna hold him, I'm one to oblige
Dress him up like me he's my wingman for life
Lighting my Js, while he holds my drink
She said if she can hold him she would f*ck me for free

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Look where all that's got me
I'm out here fighting with my girl for custody
But it's okay if the dorm baby loves me

Dorm baby, I'm up all night
Dorm baby, they can hear you cry

Now she's tugging on my hair like I'm Jared Letto
She's got a theory that she wants to test out
Said "musicians are better at sex or am I crazy
"Girl", I said "how you think I got my dorm baby
Westside baby mama hit me on the cell phone
Tryna get my dorm baby back I said "hell no
College girls got dorm baby fetish
Helping to solidify my asthetic

Dorm baby, I'm up all night
Dorm baby, they can hear you cry

Porn Pills and Pregnancy
Look where all that's got me
I'm out here fighting with my girl for custody
But it's okay if the dorm baby loves me

Dorm baby, I'm up all night
Dorm baby, they can hear you cry