Cosma Dog - Surf Surf Lyrics

One day I was sittin' on the beach
This blonde haired schmuck comes running up to me
He looked just like bay watch on my TV
And he grabbed his board and he headed to the sea

And he surfed
Yeah he surfed
Surfed like a mother f*cker
He surfed

Surf Surf Surf
Surf Surf Surf
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrf
Surf
Cause if you can't surf, get off my turf
And Surf

I hollered with a cold beer in my hand
"How'd you get to be such a handsome man?"
He said, "It wasn't by keeping my ass in the sand
I had to follow this one simple plan

I surfed
Yeah I surfed
Surfed like a mother f*cker
I surfed"

Surf Surf Surf
Surf Surf Surf
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrf
Surf
Cause if you can't surf, get off my turf
And Surf

Wave's coming in
Wave's coming in
Wave's coming in
Ahhhhhhhhh
Get Pitted

Get off my turf
If you can't surf
If you can't surf
Get off my turf
Get off my turf
If you can't surf
If you can't surf
Get off my turf turf turf turf