Corteliax - The Case Of The Missing Pets Lyrics

It was a sunny day in Springfield, the debate was on TV
Donald Trump was at the podium, spitting conspiracy
He said, Folks, listen up, I've got some news to share
Your dogs and cats are missing, it's a nightmare out there
He said, It's the immigrants, I read it on Truth Social
Their hunger for pets, it's very controversial
But everyone in town knew the claim was absurd
If this wasn't the election, this was totally unheard
Oh, Donald, come on, what're you saying now?
Springfield's pets are fine, no need to have a cow
But Trump wouldn't back down, he had a plan in mind
To make the missing pets real, oh, one of a kind

Trump's in Springfield, making a scene
Talking about dogs like it's some wild dream
He took Santa's Little Helper to prove his point
See, pets are missing! in this crazy joint
Oh, Donald, Donald, what's your game?
Eating Bart's dog to give your lie a name?
Satirical madness, oh what a sight
In Springfield's debate, Trump's takin' a bite

Bart shouted, Hey man, give back my dog
But Trump just laughed, holding him like a hotdog.
Got to prove the truth, or no one will believe
If pets don't go missing, the public won't grieve
Lisa stepped in, her voice so clear
Trump, that's insane, your facts are all weird
But Trump said, Lisa, I got the receipts
It's on Truth Social, can't you read the tweets?
Oh, Donald, you've gone way too far
Trying to turn Springfield into a bizarre
But Santa's Little Helper ain't your proof
Bart's dog ain't missing, he's standing on the roof!

Trump's in Springfield, making a scene
Talking about dogs like it's some wild dream
He took Santa's Little Helper to prove his point
See, pets are missing! in this crazy joint
Oh, Donald, Donald, what's your game?
Eating Bart's dog to give your lie a name?
Satirical madness, oh what a sight
In Springfield's debate, Trump's takin' a bite

Marge rolled her eyes, Homer took a nap
While Trump was still talking, spinning his trap
He held up the dog, This is for the nation
I'll show you the truth of this revelation
But Chief Wiggum arrived, Put the dog down, Don
We don't eat pets here this ain't your con
Trump shrugged and said, It's all fake news
But eating a dog would boost my views

Trump's in Springfield, making a scene
Talking about dogs like it's some wild dream
He took Santa's Little Helper to prove his point
See, pets are missing in this crazy joint
Oh, Donald, Donald, what's your game?
Eating Bart's dog to give your lie a name?
Satirical madness, oh what a sight
In Springfield's debate, Trump's takin' a bite

Now Trump's got the dog, but no one's fooled
In Springfield, his story's totally uncool
The town just laughed as he made his retreat
Guess you can't eat lies for a viral tweet
So next time you hear Donald with claims so bizarre
Remember the tale of Trump and Bart's dog ha, ha