We've all been there
And done that
Seen a cute little thing from afar
I'm driving down Hollywood Blvd
Got the latest hits playing in my car
I'm at a red light in the district
Heat wave got my AC on blast
Gotta get to where I'm going really fast
But then I notice something in the distance
She peeped me like it's Easter
I peep game like a teacher
I'm doing donuts in this empty lot
She running circles,
Guess my name is Urkel
Did I do that?
She gave me the drop,
So I'm spinning round that block
That ass too fat
It switches from the left to the right, on sight
Mamacita, yeah I see ya
And I need you next to me
Señorita, can I greet ya?
Name's Rosita?
Nice to meet ya
Can you make the earth quake quake quake
Booty moving like a truck make it shake shake
Back it up like it's your birthday
Cooking mama with your cake cake cake cake cake
Looked at my phone, I see an tinder alert
"Shorty 5'6 with a moon tattoo"
I click on the notification to see more
"Stallion build, like she came from the zoo"
I scroll and scroll and see good things
"College grad, models for glamour & work"
Little did I know she had some mood swings
"She turned me down but she did it with a smirk"
She peeped me like it's Easter
I peeped game like a teacher
I'm doing donuts in this empty lot
She running circles,
Guess my name is Urkel
Did she know that?
She gave me the look, I'm pulling game out the book
I can't go back
I gotta switch it up tonight and shoot my shot like Mike
Mamacita, yeah I see ya
And I need you next to me
Señorita, can I greet ya?
Name's Rosita?
Nice to meet ya
Can you make the earth quake quake quake
Booty moving like a truck make it shake shake
Back it up like it's your birthday
Cooking mama with your cake cake cake cake cake
Mamacita, yeah I see ya
And I need you next to me
Señorita, can I greet ya
Name's Rosita?
Nice to meet ya
Nice to meet ya
Nice to meet ya
Nice to meet ya