Coom Guy - The 9 Cock Rings of Hell Lyrics

There are 9 cock rings in hell
And you must wear them all
Each ring is coated in Beelzebub's cum
Pull the ring from the fire; place it on your cock
Let the metal weld to your pubis
The cock ring is forever
The cock rings of hell
The cock rings of hell
The first ring is for those who do not cum for pleasure
For those who cum and do not know why
The second is for those who cum and they know why
They cum because they must and it feels good to cum
The third ring is for those who cum too much
They just cum so f*cking much and it is too much
The cock rings of hell
The fourth cock ring
For those who horde their cum
They keep all that cum for themselves
Selfish little f*ckers
The fifth cock ring
For those beat their dicks
So god damn f*cking hard
Like a hate f*ck
But on their dicks
The cock rings of hell
The cock rings of hell
The cock rings of hell
The sixth cock ring of hell
For the heretics
They refuse to cum
They say they will never cum
And that is unacceptable
The seventh cock ring of hell
For those who choke themselves
Autoerotic asphyxiation is no joke
1000 people die every year in search of the forbidden nut
The eighth cock ring of hell
Those who steal the precious cum
Must wear this cock ring and never be forgiven
The final cock ring of hell
In the deepest pits of cum
For those who have betrayed the sacred act of cumming
And must be punished
It's time to put on your cock ring motherf*cker
The cock rings of hell
Motherf*cker
The cock rings of hell