How many of you
Are federal agents
Or are you bots
Are you lying to me
Do you work for a state department
In the usa or overseas
I just want to know
Are these really your thoughts
Or are you stickin to a script
Oh please don't be so
Oh my god all my internet friends
Are on the government's payroll
F*ck
How many of you are real live humans
Worry that the internet is deceased
I try to talk but you don't even listen
Just exist to cause a scene
I just want to know
Is that even your name
Is this whole thing just a game
Oh please don't be so
Oh my god all my internet friends
Are on the government's payroll
And the rest aren't even real
They're f*cking bots on the government's payroll
It's just me and you for real
Just tell me if you're on a government payroll
Oh my god all my internet friends are on a government payroll