Cool Parents - Web MD Is Trying to Kill Me Lyrics

What's wrong with me this time?
I'm a picture of bad health
I'm catching phantom smells
Through my bleeding nostrils
I think my skeleton hates me
My hip bone makes a loud click
Reverberates straight out my dick
Baby, I think it's the big one
I think I'm sweating way too much
Maybe I'm just out of shape
Or maybe I've got AIDs
I've got a big fat broken face
WebMD says I'm OK
Within a week I'm gonna be dead
I'm not f*cked in the head, it's what's what WebMD said
It's what WebMD said
What's wrong with me this time?
I've got symptoms of disease
I've got a stuffy nose
And three new STDs
I think my organs are failing
My stomach makes a loud groan
Reverberates straight out my bone
WebMD, whatcha doin', whatcha sayin' to me
Just because there's blood in my pee
It doesn't mean I'm dying, WebMD
Please answer me objectively
It's getting easier to believe
You're right and I'm dying
Lord Satan, oh help me please
WebMD, look what you're doing to me
Look what you're doing to me
Look what you're doing to me
Look what you're doing to me