Prom Video (MV)

I got mustard on my rental tux
My Descendents pin should cover it up
No date, no date for me tonight
Cool shoes, cool suit, cool clip-on tie
I washed my dick and stole dad's cologne
Whatever it takes to expose the bone
I'm gonna score, gonna score, gonna get tugged off
Or maybe I won't
I'm so shy and dark
Rich jock f*ckers show up in stretch Hummers
Chin strap beards are so last summer
Powder blue suit
Fedora-wearing douche
I'll bring the mosh whether they like it or not
Prom night jitters got me sweating bullets
Spiked punch ladled into my gullet
Cheerleaders shake their boobies
Dance floor affection
Fancy pants, pleated to hide erections
Not too keen on the Electric Slide
Egg roll buffet, I'll f*ckin' fart all night
No date, no babe, but it's OK
Beer works best when you're underage
I'll do the junior prom teen bung piece boogie
Like I'm dancing for rain, all I got was a noogie
No girl, no girl, no girls in sight
My tummy really hurts, man
The dangers of free Sprite
The chaperones all think that I'm on blow
It's just the ADHD, my f*ckin' brain's gone rogue
Champagne Supernova, greatest years of our lives
The thought of growing up
Makes me wanna cry
Prom night jitters got me sweating bullets
Spiked punch ladled into my gullet
Cheerleaders shake their boobies
Dance floor affection
Fancy pants, pleated to hide erections
Pleated to hide erections
Pleated to hide erections
Chris Butcher likes it when the Zamboni goes vroom vroom vroom
Chris Butcher likes it when the Zamboni goes vroom vroom vroom
And he also likes it when the Zamboni goes brush brush brush
And he also likes it when the Zamboni goes brush brush brush
Chris Butcher likes it when the Zamboni goes vroom vroom vroom
Chris Butcher likes it when the Zamboni goes vroom vroom vroom
And he also likes it when the Zamboni goes brush brush brush
And he also likes it when the Zamboni goes brush brush brush