Cool Parents - I Wanna Join the Mob Lyrics

Kiss the f*ckin' ring
I wanna be an enforcer
Hail to the king
Of organized disorder
Put me in the ranks
Of scum and villainy
I wanna own the banks
And witness some killings
F*ck minimum wage
I got a ganja habit
At a slice a day
So I'll start my gambit
I wanna pilfer some rocket pops
Hold up a f*ckin' ice cream truck
Skate away from the cops
And kiss a hooker for good luck
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
Keep my enemies far away
My friends are happy at home
Don't start the car or go too far
Or I'll be all alone
Don't make me one sad Corleone
Sick of all this horse head bedding
Sick of being a slob
At my daughter's wedding
When I joined the mob
I know it was you
Fredo, you broke my heart
You'll die a rat
At the barrel of my baseball bat
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
Keep my enemies far away
My friends are happy at home
Don't start the car or go too far
Or I'll be all alone
Don't make me one sad Corleone
I think I found a cure for the rat prick blues
Get 'em fitted for cement shoes
I think I found a cure for the rat prick blues
Get 'em fitted for cement shoes
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
I wanna join the mob
Keep my enemies far away
My friends are happy at home
Don't start the car or go too far
Or I'll be all alone
Don't make me one sad Corleone
One sad Corleone
One sad Corleone
Na na na na na na na na na
One sad Corleone
Na na na na na na na na na
One sad Corleone