comcaster - Attempted Armed Robbery Lyrics

Once upon a time, a man in his thirties tried to rob Pattie's Heart Healthy
He had a machete
When he told Erica Keller to open the cash register, she refused
Then he threatened to jump over the counter and stab her

Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery

Patty Ruford, owner of the restaurant, came in that night
She was so shocked that this guy tried to rob her restaurant
The police made a report
The bandit wore a werewolf mask

Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery

This holdup took place on Halloween night
It was at eight o'clock PM at night
That was at 613 W Diversey Parkway
The suspect is being sought for this holdup

Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery
Attempted armed robbery

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