I can't stop the urges
Blue pills to revive stumpy
Check out my google searches
My wank bank's in the red
I just need to purge this
Fixation on masturbation
From my chamber
I'm emerging
Behold my Kleenex Kingdom
Battling through shaft chafage and strained tendons
RSI is a burden in my life
My blistered bloody helmet
For years I've overwhelmed it
Because hardcore, softcore
There's something you can not ignore
This fappening is happening to me
The WiFi's down
It's before the watershed
The Matalan catalogue will have to do instead
I savour the challenge
In my quest I will scavenge for
Aniston's pokeys
Embarrassing Bodies
Rachel on Countdown
Maybe even Vorders
Sexy newsreaders
Milfy school teachers
Lingerie mannequins
Pics of Anne Boleyn
A slip of the tit on Strictly
I'm really not too picky
Milking stumpy is my victory
It's an endurance sport
Pounding floppy into dust
I'm an ejaculate drought
Milking myself bone dry
It's time for me to fap out
Colpocleisis - Masturbational Burnout Lyrics
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English
I can't stop the urges
Blue pills to revive stumpy
Check out my google searches
My wank bank's in the red
I just need to purge this
Fixation on masturbation
From my chamber
I'm emerging
Behold my Kleenex Kingdom
Battling through shaft chafage and strained tendons
RSI is a burden in my life
My blistered bloody helmet
For years I've overwhelmed it
Because hardcore, softcore
There's something you can not ignore
This fappening is happening to me
The WiFi's down
It's before the watershed
The Matalan catalogue will have to do instead
I savour the challenge
In my quest I will scavenge for
Aniston's pokeys
Embarrassing Bodies
Rachel on Countdown
Maybe even Vorders
Sexy newsreaders
Milfy school teachers
Lingerie mannequins
Pics of Anne Boleyn
A slip of the tit on Strictly
I'm really not too picky
Milking stumpy is my victory
It's an endurance sport
Pounding floppy into dust
I'm an ejaculate drought
Milking myself bone dry
It's time for me to fap out
Blue pills to revive stumpy
Check out my google searches
My wank bank's in the red
I just need to purge this
Fixation on masturbation
From my chamber
I'm emerging
Behold my Kleenex Kingdom
Battling through shaft chafage and strained tendons
RSI is a burden in my life
My blistered bloody helmet
For years I've overwhelmed it
Because hardcore, softcore
There's something you can not ignore
This fappening is happening to me
The WiFi's down
It's before the watershed
The Matalan catalogue will have to do instead
I savour the challenge
In my quest I will scavenge for
Aniston's pokeys
Embarrassing Bodies
Rachel on Countdown
Maybe even Vorders
Sexy newsreaders
Milfy school teachers
Lingerie mannequins
Pics of Anne Boleyn
A slip of the tit on Strictly
I'm really not too picky
Milking stumpy is my victory
It's an endurance sport
Pounding floppy into dust
I'm an ejaculate drought
Milking myself bone dry
It's time for me to fap out
Writer: Jon Burr
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid