Colony Couch - Desk Job Lyrics

I hold myself responsible again
For every single thing
You knocked off of my shelf
And everything you broke the day you moved in
(Take me out of your f*cking group chat)
I've
Seen your memes on Reddit anyway
I'll clean my act and we'll call it fair trade
A desk job and a 401k
Running dry on red letter days
A desk job and a 401k
My dad paid my insurance bill again
I always thought it was a scam
Til the night when you said you would DD
(Take a DUI or a night in jail)
Or the killing blow of my face to a guard rail
Seen better acting in middle school plays
A desk job and a 401k
Your tomorrow won't determine my today
A desk job and a 401k
A desk job and a 401k
A desk job and a 401k