Show Me Two Shoes, and I'll Raise You One Video (MV)

Once, twice, three times a hot dog
Living la vida mocha
Luring your masculine heat wave
Doesn't work 'round here anymore
Fresh lemon squeezes appear out of nowhere
This song reminds many humans
Of the alpine ape monster

You show me two shoes
I'll raise you one
You show me one shoe and
I'll raise you none

Ancient Roman sandwiches line up in order
Savage caterpillar disc jockey eating lots of lumber
88 swordsmen goblins attack without warning
Plug in your headsets and listen to this quietly

You show me two shoes
I'll raise you one
You show me one shoe and
I'll raise you none

Shoes are not the most important thing in the world
You have to understand this thing
Baby you got to stop showing me two shoes
Cause I'm running out over here