The Cogkneys - The German Inventrix Lyrics

Many years ago I had an exciting and romantic tryst with a delightful young maiden, who was of the Prussian persuasion, as it happens Oily fingers She was a mechanic, you see An inventor! Although our love was not to last, I penned this ode in honour of her most fantastic devices Ahem
I used to know a girl from Germany
With a mind both brilliant and insane
Her inventions littered her workshop
Oh! The wonders that came from her brain
Devices to measure the weather
Optics to look far and near
Weapons so dangerous that the mere sight of them
Would be enough to inspire your fear!
But the things that made her most famous
The things that make her supreme
Are the things she's got stored in her hangars
Yes - her army of flying machines!
O! She's got a lovely pair of zeppelins
A blisteringly brilliant brace of blimps
Her balloons are like moons and simply need to be seen
When it comes to her airships well she is the Queen
She'll take you to places that you've never been
With her lovely pair of Zeppelins!
She'll take you to places that you've never been
With her lovely pair of Zeppelins!
But I didn't just love her for those zeppelins
She had veritable myriad of charms
Although I try I cannot describe
The joy of being held in those muscular arms
Her perfume was paraffin and engine oil
You should have seen the way she handled a wrench
Her lips looked so luscious as she sucked on her pipe
She was a spectacular wench!
But her balloons they came between us
Her blimps simply got in the way
And when I lost access to her airships
Well, that was an especially tragic day
Because
She had a lovely pair of zeppelins
A blisteringly brilliant brace of blimps
Her balloons were like moons and simply needed to be seen
When it came to her airships well she was the Queen
She'll took me to places that I'd never been
With her lovely pair of Zeppelins!
She'll took me to places that I'd never been
With her lovely pair of Zeppelins!
Oh, she had a lovely pair of Zeppelins!
Her blimps were simply the best!
Her balloons were as large and round as the moon
Oh, and she also had rather nice breasts