The Cobra's Gyrations - Parenthood (Tylenol) Lyrics

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's what you sound like
Screaming all the time
Like you're being eaten alive
By a pack of starving lions

But you're not
You're just a toddler
You don't have a job or responsibilities
Or any real world problems

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's what you sound like
Screaming all the time
Like you're stepping on a pile
Of tiny legos, but meanwhile

You're the one who made the mess
In the first place, even though
I asked you to clean it up
Around 15 hours ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I love you so damn much
That's the only reason why
I listen to you scream all day
Until I want to die

You're screaming for no reason
It makes no sense at all
If I had known this would happen
I would've bought some stock in Tylenol

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's what you sound like
Screaming all the time
Like you're stuck inside the jaws
Of a hungry crocodile

Even if that were true
The crocodile would not like you
Because your diet consists
Of Dirt, Rocks, and Dog Food

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's what you sound like
Screaming all the time
Like you're falling from the top
Of a 100 foot pine

But it was only just the couch
Though we warned you not to climb
You didn't listen again
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

I love you so damn much
That's the only reason why
I listen to you scream all day
Until I want to die

You're screaming for no reason
It makes no sense at all
If I had known this would happen
I would've bought some stock in Tylenol

(Speaking of which)
Someone pass the Tylenol
Someone pass the Tylenol
Someone pass the Tylenol
Someone pass the Tylenol
Someone pass the Tylenol
Someone pass the Tylenol

I love you so damn much
That's the only reason why
I listen to you scream all day
Until I want to die

You're screaming for no reason
It makes no sense at all
If I had known this would happen
I would've bought some stock in Tylenol

(Speaking of which)
Someone pass the Tylenol
Someone pass the Tylenol
Someone pass the Tylenol
Someone pass the Tylenol