When sock puppets are your only friends
And you're falling over and over, again and again
That shit really sucked when we were young
Oh, that shit really sucked when we were young
Whipped in the face by the long doggy tale
Made some lemonade, but not one sale
Oh, that shit really sucked when we were young
Oh, that shit really sucked when we were young
You were eating all of your veggies and still scraping your knees
Running away from all of those little fuzzy bees
Cuz that shit really stung when we were young
Oh, that shit really stung when we were young
Sandy toys and trucks all taken away by the wave
Crying so soft in her arms, you had nothing to say
Cuz that shit really sucked when we were young
Oh, that shit really sucked when we were young
You were putting goofy clothes all up on your head
Sleeping in between mom and dad in the king size bed
Yeah, that shit was so f*ckin fun when we were young
Oh, that shit was so f*ckin fun when we were young
Drinking night time milk in a whole-ass onesie
Sitting with all the kittens on the family love seat
Cuz that shit was so f*ckin fun when we were young
Oh, that shit was so f*ckin fun when we were young
That shit really sucked when we were young
Oh, that shit really sucked