Cletus Carter - I Ate Taco Bell and Shit A Brick Lyrics

Well, I stumbled in at midnight, hungry as a bear,
Saw them neon lights flickerin', found my solace there,
Ordered up a fiesta, burritos and a treat,
Little did I know I'd be glued to my seat.

They said it was mild, but it burned like the sun,
Downing that fire sauce felt like a loaded gun,
My belly started achin', my face turned slick,
Lord, I knew right then, I was 'bout to shit a brick.


I ate Taco Bell and shit a brick,
Thought I'd get some grub, but it made me sick,
Hot summer night, it was somethin' quick,
But oh sweet lord, that Taco Bell did the trick.


The ride back home was a hellish trip,
Sweatin' bullets, son, hand in a death grip,
Prayin' for mercy to the porcelain throne,
I never felt so scared and so all alone.


Got home just in time, the clock it struck two,
Ran through the door, screamin' hallelujah,
Sat down for liftoff, felt my stomach kick,
Swear I built a wall when I shit that brick.


I ate Taco Bell and shit a brick,
Thought I'd get some grub, but it made me sick,
Hot summer night, it was somethin' quick,
But oh sweet lord, that Taco Bell did the trick.