Cletis Carr - Joan Collins Had My Baby Lyrics

Joan collins had my baby
Just for a second
We were at a hollywood party
The bright lights, they did beckon
So fellas, don't think maybe
Joan collins had my baby
Joan collins took one look
And swept her from my arms
She engaged her in witty conversation
With all her english charm
So fellas don't say maybe
Joan collins had my baby
Joan asked her to see her house
Out on malibu beach
I said she had to work the next day, and had a headache
And we got kids, and that we just had to leave
Was I jealous, or just plain lazy
Joan collins had my baby
Joan collins had my baby
She just took her from my side
And I'd seen every one of her 79 films
I guess it's just my pride
So boys don't call me crazy
Joan collins had my baby
Well fellas, don't say maybe
Joan collins had my baby
Now the memory's a little hazy - yeah