Somethin happened to Johnny about a month ago
He could've seen an Angel or a UFO
Somethin has changed I cant say for sure
He either got a disease or he got the cure
He got the same name but he aint the same
Since he gone swimming with the Celtic Women
I don't know if he's better off or worse
I don't know if he's blessed or cursed
I don't know if he's twice the man
Or into the fire from the frying pan
He seems to have more pep in his step
Since he gone swimming with the Celtic Women
Back Stroke, baby
The Cannonball
A sweet Swan Dive
He could've done 'em all
Since he gone swimming with the Celtic Women
He walks around all day his head still spinning
Since he gone swimming with the Celtic Women