(I'm gonna tell you a story)
So I was walking down the street to a local cafe
When this guy comes and stops me to blurt out and say
"What you doing around these parts? You seem a little lost." As if I've never even been here before.
I said "I'm going to get a drink and now you should watch your tone it's not very inviting to be so belligerent."
Now the next thing I know
I'm lying on the floor
Shaken a little
And bleeding from my nose
Because these people can be just so dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
Just like me
Well I've never really been
This dysfunctional
So dysfunctional that I can't breathe
But what can I say?
So the next day I decide to walk a different route
Just in case that guy decides to break my mouth
So instead I take a left down an ally way
Ah shit
You've got to be kidding me
He's got his boys all with him sitting In dirty trash bins when he looks at me
Well now I'm gonna get a bashin!
These people can be just so dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
Just like me
Well I've never really been
This dysfunctional
So dysfunctional that I can't breathe
But what can I say?
It's just dysfunctional old me
I wait a couple weeks before I go back outside
Hoping that I would somehow slip through their minds
So I jog along
With my coupons in hand
Ready to get a drink right back in my hand
But when they open the door
I'm not off scot free
And now the guy is back
And now he's chasing me
These people can be just so dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
Just like me
Well I've never really been
This dysfunctional
So dysfunctional that I can't breathe
So dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
So dysfunctional
Just like me!
Ow!