You think your mama don't know what you do at night
You're a sneaky little critter when she turns out the lights
Slither down the gutter, hurry to the curb Pray to let me that you're not heard
You're the spitting image, I know you're her seed She did the same damn thing, waiting for me
She didn't drink, she didn't smoke Stayed a virgin, man, that's a joke
She didn't date, she didn't curse I guarantee she did a lot worse
Don't let her fool you, don't let her school you She was a wild child, living for excitement
Don't let her lie, just look in her eyes Let her know you're ready for enlightenment
The car rolls by, you get in Heading down the road to teenage sin
Turn up the jams, let down your hair Party all night like you just don't care
You're her twin, a few decades apart A little younger when she tried to start
She didn't drink, she didn't curse I guarantee she did a lot worse
Don't let her fool you, don't let her school you She was a wild child, living for excitement
Don't let her lie, just look in her eyes Let her know you're ready for enlightenment
You stumble home, crash through the door Like a cat, you leave a present on the floor
Sneak up the stairs, you stagger to bed Room is spinning, crazy thoughts in your head
Two shared souls going through life just the same When you wake in the morning, you'll feel her shame
She didn't drink, she didn't smoke Stayed a virgin, man, that's a joke
She didn't date, she didn't curse I guarantee she did a lot worse
Don't let her fool you, don't let her school you She was a wild child, living for excitement
Don't let her lie, just look in her eyes Let her know you're ready for enlightenment