The Cigarette Bird - I Stole All The Awesome Sauce Lyrics

Ah I finally made it
The Condiment Museum
Let's see here
Mustard
Ketchup
Honey mustard
Barbecue mustard
More ketchup
Barbecue sauce
Ah here it is
The awesome sauce
Get the f*ck out of here

I stole all the awesome sauce
I will take it to my boss
I will get a promotion
For showing my devotion
No one's gonna take my job
I will feast on corn on the cob

Ah they've found me
I've gotta run

Ah I finally escaped them
Freedom is now mine with the awesome sauce
I'll get a promotion now
Wait what the f*ck's touching my foot

It is I Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz
I've heard that you stole all the awesome sauce
And I would like a cut of that de
AHH
AHH
AHH
Maybe you should've gone out of the f*cking way
Now where was I

Ah here we go
I stole all the awesome sauce
I will take it to my boss
We will feast upon it all
I will probably give him a call
Let's see here uh recent phone numbers
F*ck I forgot what his phone number is
Maybe it's this

Let's see
And Dr Dre said
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Maybe it's this one

Have you retrieved the awesome sauce yet
Um yes sir I-I've retrieved the awesome sauce
Oh then feed it to me now
Will do sir

Oh delectable