Church Pants - Free Shipping Lyrics

"Have you heard the news?
Things out there aren't how they used to be" they say
As if I've ever left my place

Where it's safe, in my bubble, I don't want no trouble

The only thing that keeps me, from going completely
Crazy is the fact I still can get free shipping

I get dizzy at the thought of lifting
More than my small finger
Why not get it delivered
Right to me?

Now this is
Easy livin'

But here, I am safe, in my bubble, I don't want the trouble
Here, I am safe, wrapped in bubbles, in my cardboard covers

Only thing that keeps me, from going completely
Crazy is the fact I still can get free shipping

The only thing that keeps me from going completely crazy, is the fact that you can

Send it to my house and bury me in boxes
It's just all too easy