chunkysdead - I'M NEVER EATING CHEESE AGAIN! Lyrics

So i didn't even develop lactose intolerance until i was a sophomore in college, like, i grew up drinking cow milk and cereal because that's what the tv told you to eat for breakfast back then to make your bones healthy and strong, but apparently that's all bullshit because dairy is actually super bad for you, but who knows what news to trust anyway because remember when in 2016 when they exposed that the sugar industry paid scientists in the 60s to lie and say that fat was worse than sugar? regardless, anything dairy adjacent tends to give me a really bad tummy ache so basically, I'M NEVER EATING CHEESE AGAIN!

Mood stabilizer
Horse tranquilizer
Love getting wiser
Hate getting wiser
I justify
All my cries in the night
Damn i worked for this life
Brain split with a knife

Am i okay enough
I feel so f*cked up
They say i'm too much
Oh god i hate this stuff (i hate it)

Why can't i let myself be
Instead of choosing
What hates me?
God damn

It's not my fault
That i was taught to
Fight for love
Honey

Tired of proving that i'm worthy
Letting people f*cking hurt me
Gotta take responsibility
For being f*cking me

Turn off all the lights
Gets so noisy in my mind
And it sucks so f*cking bad
That i can't even eat cheese

I'm so selfish
I can't help it
I just want what everybody wants

I'm so selfish
I can't help it
I'm so selfish
I can't help it (f*ck)

Mood stabilizer
Horse tranquilizer
Love getting wiser
Hate getting wiser
I justify
All my cries in the night
Damn i worked for this life
Brain split with a knife

Mood stabilizer
Horse tranquilizer
Love getting wiser
Hate getting wiser
I justify
All my cries in the night
Damn i worked for this life
Brain split with a knife

So technically i can eat some cheeses because select cheeses have particularly low levels of lactose. i think i heard somewhere that like 90 percent or more of the actual lactose gets removed in the cheesemaking process so when you eat cheese you're not really consuming the thing in dairy that technically makes you sick. at least that's what i tell myself when i'm on a cheese bender and have to dissociate from how much it hurts my stomach later

I can't help myself when it comes to cheese
Gimme more please
Until i die

Mood stabilizer
Horse tranquilizer
Love getting wiser
Hate getting wiser
I justify
All my cries in the night
Damn i worked for this life
My brain is split with a knife

Mood stabilizer
Horse tranquilizer
Love getting wiser
Hate getting wiser
I justify
All my cries in the night
Damn i worked for this life
My brain is split with a knife

No but seriously i really have to stop eating cheese, like it just f*cks me up so bad