Let's turn this neighborhood
Into a Flavorhood
Ready? Go
Starting strong
As I'm chugging along
In the deep end
The W
Is not for you
No I won't
No I won't
No I won't pretend
This contest is the best thing
I've done since last weekend
I don't intend
For this to end
You think I'm wasting
All my time drinking
But I'm the one who's winning
I think you're wasting
All your time thinking
Cause babe, I'm just beginning
Alright, On three
We all chug a thirty-pack
Ready? Go
I'll be the king
Of the Hammowner's Association
30 crowns
Pouring them down
Over and over
And over again
May all your slams
Be cold Hamm's, baby
No hesitation
Grin and Bear it
Don't you share it
You think I'm wasting
All my time drinking
But I'm the one who's winning
I think you're wasting
All your time thinking
Cause babe, I'm just beginning
Cause if you're drinking
On my dime
I'll tell you
What you're drinking
If I see you dump
It one more time
You got another thing coming, bud
Don't you waste it
Did you taste it
Don't you waste it
Not a drop
Don't you waste it
Did you taste it
Don't you waste it
Not a drop
You think I'm wasting
All my time drinking
But I'm the one who's winning
I think you're wasting
All your time thinking
Cause babe, I'm just beginning
Just beginning
Just beginning
Just beginning
Hell yeah