I asked the Lord for a Cadillac| Instead I got a Nova it's on blocks out back| I asked the Lord for a Playboy bunny| I'm sitting at home alone ain't got no honey| Hey God hey God I'm getting the feeling| All my prayers been hitting the ceiling ||Verse: Hey God tonight they're playing that Super Bowl game| I made some bets you wanna throw a little luck my way| Hey God how bout you help me grow back my hair| I bought some Rogaine and it's working like Nair| Hey God I got sore knees from all this kneeling| But all my prayers keep hitting the ceiling||Chorus: Hey God (hey God hey God hey God) are you listening| Hey God (hey God hey God hey God) can you hear me| Hey God (hey God hey God hey God) I'm still talking| Hey God (hey God hey God hey God)| I'm surprised the paint above my head ain't peeling| All my prayers been hitting the ceiling|| (Solo)| |Verse: Hey God you used to make it rain down bread| I want some tater tots I'm gonna just tilt back my head| Hey God you know I'm not real big on wine| But here's what I'm thinking my shower and Miller Lite| Hey God don't you make me start stealing| I'm getting tired of my prayers all hitting the ceiling|| (Repeat Chorus) | | (Solo)|