Christopher Yoberd - Big Mac Lyrics

Saw you eating a BigMac (woo)
Thinking that you was a snack (snack)
When we locked eyes you turned around (brr)
Then you went straight to the playground (yeah)
I knew that you were only nine (brr)
But you was looking so fine (oh shit)
Then I had to make a choice (crap)
I had to make you mine

Then I walked right into Subway (ooh)
Like I do every single day (yeah)
I was listening to Kanye (damn)
Ordered a foot long with mayo
She comes and goes says Ayo (ayo)
Pick her up at her preschool let's go (let's go)
If she was 12, she a hoe (nasty thot)
But she nine she want Lego

I rented a van for 6 weeks (mm)
20 kids came there was 15 seats (huh)
Half of the kids had yellow teeth
Took em to dentist, they had cavities
One was hungry, took em Burger King
There was no more room stuck em in the truck
The swat team came I was out of luck
Bull shit man, I was number one