I don't take money for sex
I won't take jewelry for love
I won't take advantage of my ex
Even though I am the one she's dreaming of
Won't hit you on the ass with my door
I'm not that type of whore
I don't take compliments from men
I won't take my best friend's benjamins
I don't look at girls when they walk by
I'm not that kind of guy
I'll never leave you begging for more
I'm not that type of whore
But I'm the type of whore you take to mom
I'm the type of whore you take to prom
I'm the type of whore who gives a kiss
But only on the cheek never on the lips
But there's one thing you can't ignore
Don't forget that I'm a whore
I'm the type of whore who drinks a beer with dad
I'm the nicest whore you've ever had
I'm the type of whore who takes a hit
But only open handed never with a fist