Chris Morrison's Bargain Town - Bathrobes and Paper Slippers Lyrics

Looks like karen don't want to eat today
Best regards to her meal
I guess she's gonna skip hers
Bathrobes and paper slippers
I don't know why you mother doesn't
Come around here anymore
I guess it's the same ol' thing between
Her big boyfriend and his big gunstore
Every night i go to bed you wake me up
Screaming "hey, there's something on the wall!"
You'll close your eyes and you'll open them up again
There was nothing really there at all
I tried to escape last night
But they really don't stand for that crap
They put me up against the wall and they
Hit me over the head, put me on a stretching rack
I don't know why they didn't stick the electric rod
Up my big ying yang
I guess there's a time and place for everything
They don't give a damn
You can't monitor my movements around this time
Wait! you're probably right, you can...