Chris Dial - Glizzy Gobbling Noobs Lyrics

Jumping off the battle bus, it's time to drop
Noobs all around, can't find the right spot
Building walls, but they're made of cheese
Gettin' sniped while they're stuck in the trees

They're guzzling glizzys while they try to survive
Sweat drippin' down, they can't handle the vibe
Lootin' chests while they chow down dogs
Tryna build, but they're lost in the fog

Noob fortnite players guzzling glizzys
In the storm, but they ain't gettin' busy
Hot dog in one hand, controller in the other
Can't shoot straight, but they got each other

Glider lands in the middle of a fight
Noobs takin' cover, it's a pitiful sight
Hot dog juice drippin' on their gear
Still think they got a shot, they cheer

They're guzzling glizzys while they try to survive
Sweat drippin' down, they can't handle the vibe
Lootin' chests while they chow down dogs
Tryna build, but they're lost in the fog

Noob fortnite players guzzling glizzys
In the storm, but they ain't gettin' busy
Hot dog in one hand, controller in the other
Can't shoot straight, but they got each other

They pop a squat in a bush, thinkin' they're slick
But the pro players roll up real quick
Glizzys flyin', it's a hot dog rain
Noobs go down, respawnin' again

Noob fortnite players guzzling glizzys
In the storm, but they ain't gettin' busy
Hot dog in one hand, controller in the other
Can't shoot straight, but they got each other