Children Stories - I Should Lyrics

I should give in to my caffeinated urges
I shouldn't spend the day in a haze of clouded thoughts
I should wake up 5 minutes before my alarm clock goes off
I should stop jerking off to old vine videos
Watching yesterday's Daily show
I still miss Jon Stewart
But Colbert at night
Makes my day a bit better
I shouldn't only get my news from a Comedian
I should listen to more informative podcasts
I should buy a hybrid Car
And join a women's march movement
I should eat less pizza for breakfast

I should not seek validation online for anything
I should just be myself and be a more kind human being
I should not seek validation online for anything.
I should just be myself and be a more kind human being.

And I should learn how to floss
No not the dance
I should take better care of my gums
And I should brush 3 times a day, even after lunch
I should learn how to be more satisfied with the records I got
And not get a fear of missing out whenever something new is coming out hot
I should learn how to be the perfect father, and chase and play more with my daughter
I should be more humble as a man
And listen more to my elders

I should not seek validation online for anything
I should just be myself and be a more kind human being
I should not seek validation online for anything
I should just be myself and be a more kind human being