Dog dick on the cork board
Staple thru the head of the f*cking lord
Shorting out the key card reader
Piss on the wall and block out the team leader
Lock Jim in the men's room
Listen for his panic pounding soon
Pretend you're a f*cking drone
Robot clone, hostile take over leave me alone
Fake smiles and courtesy laughs
They held the door for you and stabbed you in the back
Fake smiles and courtesy calls
Push out solves
Forty hour shit shower
Supervisors shred all the useless papers
My cubicle ritual
Anonymous hate mail that could send me to jail
Subliminal messages
Carved in the wall and burned into their heads
Potlucks with the dumb f*cks
Wait around to hurry up with Chuck
Fake smiles and courtesy laughs
They held the door for you and f*cked you up the ass
Fake smiles and courtesy calls
It wasn't even a problem at all
I'm going away now
I'm going away
Standing desk
Decaf
Asbestos is in the walls
Cameras are on us
Remote location built to fall