Cheap Sensationalism - bright and shiny Lyrics

Oh, something
Something bright and shiny
Something dim and low
That's just the thing

Oh, something
Something bright and shiny
Something dim and low
That's just the thing

I'm probably better portrayed as a needless anchor than a boat
You know, Maslow starting from high to low, actualize yourself
It's more like trivialize and drown in brain tenderizing trifle

So, alright, some serious man stuff
Get the story, skip the math
Backup limitation at the feet of all that's accidental

Tiptoeing around your toys in the attic
Slipshod stories, however emphatic
Imitating necessity with a teat of possibility
At the teat of possibility

Oh, something
Something bright and shiny
Something dim and low
That's just the thing